You Know You Are A Frequent Mover If
You have a realtor on your speed dial.
The moving men remember your dog’s name. The neighbors
don’t .
One half of your basement is permanently full of
flattened boxes.
Your daughters’ favorite place to play is a wardrobe box.
Your friends send emails saying: “Where in the world is
_____________?” (sung to the tune of” Where in the World
is Carmen Sandiego? - the old geography video game).
Your own mother calls information to get you phone
number.
You hate to commit to buying address return labels.
You can’t remember what bank in what state you started
your IRA.
You can’t spell the word permanent.
You own five bedspreads for your master bedroom.
